? Go ?
[theme music]
? T-E-E-N ?
? T-I-T-A-N-S ?
? Teen Titans ?
? Let's go ?
? Tee-tee-tee-tee-tee ??
? Teen Titans ?
? Go ??
[instrumental music]
zap zap zap
This is gonna be the greatest
achievement of my life!
[zapping]
click click click
[zapping]
Beast boy, emergency.
No time to explain.
Come on, get the car!
Gotta go!
[zapping]
[intense music]
vroom
What's the emergency?
Got a monster to deal with.
A monster case of the munchies.
Cheeseburger, fries, milk shake,
and a small side salad, stat.
[indistinct]
Man, these backups seem like
they take longer every week.
[door slams]
Cyborg, emergency.
'No time to explain.'
Come on, get in the car!
We gotta go!
beep beep beep
[intense music]
Check it out,
Dog Simulator 2000.
[clatters]
gulp gulp gulp
You cannot eat
the berry, Silkie.
They are bad for you.
Yes, they are.
Oh, yes, they are.
[glass shatters]
Starfire, emergency!
No time to explain! Come on!
Get the car! We gotta go!
chomp chomp chomp
[intense music]
Pick me up in an hour.
Thank you.
Arrrr!
[growls]
Back, foul demon.
[zapping]
Azarath metrion zinth..
[machine whirring]
Raven, emergency!
No time to explain!
Come on, get the car!
We gotta go!
[intense music]
chomp
clang clang clang
Guys, emergency!
No time to explain!
Come on! Get the car!
We gotta go!
Guys, emergency!
Car, go, now!
Guys.. He he. Emergency?
Oh, yeah? So, what's the big
emergency, Robin?
Everything's half off
at the dollar store!
Man, all week you've been
bumming rides for stupid stuff.
You know you messed up
my weekly backup, right?
You're lucky I didn't lose
any important data.
I must agree with Cyborg.
It is most irritating.
Thank you.
beep beep beep
Who's that orange girl?
[crackling]
Why can't you just
drive yourself, dude?
Uh...my, uh.. Ahem.
My license was suspended.
- What?
- Yeah. I..
I was in a little fender bender.
No, no, no.
You don't need to come down.
It's, uh, just a scratch.
boom
So, you destroyed the Batmobile.
[laughter]
- You did not.
- Ahh!
- Ah, you in trouble.
- He he he!
It is enjoyable to laugh
at someone else's misfortune.
Anyways, I found a guy
on the internet.
He says he'll get
my license back, no problemo.
Sounds kinda sketchy, Robin.
It's on the level.
Besides, how can I not pass?
I am a master driver.
[instrumental music]
[tires screeches]
Well, this is where the driving
instructor told me to meet.
"Get in. Start engine."
Okay.
[engine revving]
[music on radio]
[hip-hop music]
[alarm blaring]
[intense music]
thud
[hip-hop music]
My name is Ed. I'll be your
driving instructor.
Ed, as in "Driver's Ed?"
Ha ha!
Just Ed.
The way this works is that
every time you fail to comply
with an instruction,
I make a deduction.
Too many deductions, you fail.
Hey, what's that noise?
Is that--
Pull out into traffic
and proceed
through the intersection.
- But what about the--
- And that's a deduction.
[sighs]
Okay. Right, right.
I'm going.
[dramatic music]
[gunfire]
- I swear, that sounds like--
- Eyes front.
- Sorry.
- That's a deduction.
Left here.
[tires screeching]
No signal,
another deduction.
Oh, man.
[siren wailing]
Increase your speed.
If you say so.
Now, turn right.
[tires screeching]
- Are you sure?
- Deduction.
Left.
'Deduction, hard right.'
[sirens wailing]
Turn right.
- But there's no..
- Two deductions.
Hard right.
[sirens wailing]
I think we're finished here.
So, how did I do?
So, you failed
your driver's test?
[laughing]
Whoo.
[sighs]
Master driver, huh?
[scoffs]
[chuckling]
Laughing at your shortcomings
makes us all feel better
about ourselves.
[giggles]
[sighs]
It is okay, Robin.
A lot of people
fail the test of driving.
Will someone please tell me
who that strange woman is?
Look, I'm a great driver.
I'm just not
a great test-taker.
'L, R, alligator'
and blurry spot.
[crashes]
The good thing
is I can keep
re-taking the test
until I pass.
And I will pass.
Because I am a master driver.
He is gonna fail, isn't he?
Big time.
[alarm blaring]
[gunfire]
So, last time I think
you freaked me out a little
but now I'm ready.
Did you hear that?
It sounds like..
- That's going to be a--
- Okay, okay.
No deductions.
[sirens wailing]
This music is terrible.
[classical music on radio]
That's a deduction.
thud
Only three seconds
in the air, deduction.
[door dings]
[sirens wailing]
I asked you to turn down
the cereal aisle.
I know, that's a deduction.
["Benny Hill" theme music]
[crashing]
[door dings]
Meet me for a re-take
in front of the casino.
[gunfire]
By the money factory.
[gunfire]
At the end of the rainbow.
[gunfire]
How about you just
tell me who you are?
We went to school
together, right?
You look a lot
like my cousin.
Did we eat at the same
restaurant the other night?
Hey, is that Robin?
Huh. He's supposed
to be meeting
his driver's ed instructor.
I don't know why he's in front
of a jewelry store.
[alarm blaring]
[tires screeching]
[gunfire]
Looks like it's because
he's the getaway driver.
Surely Robin is not aware
he is aiding and abetting
a criminal.
Well, that's why
we've got to warn him..
...whoever you are.
[electricity crackling]
[car honking]
What are they doing here?
Oh, they're here
to laugh at me.
No superpowers,
and can't drive.
I bet that's what
they're saying.
I'll show them.
Make a right here.
Stow it, Ed.
I've got this one.
[tires screeching]
[upbeat music]
boom
[crashing]
[thumping]
[music continues]
[dramatic music]
boing
screech
crash
boom
thump
Nice driving, Cyborg.
[electricity crackling]
Hey, when did
Starfire get here?
[panting]
[gulping]
You pass.
Yes!
But only because
I never want you
as a getaway driver again.
I was using you the whole time,
and you couldn't see it.
Nope, I knew. That's why I'm not
warning you about the demon.
[screaming]
That's right. Master driver.